英语小笑话

1、An Absent-minded Professor

When they pulled the  absent-minded professor， half drowned, from the lake, he sputtered, “How absent-minded I am! I have just remembered that I can swim.”

健忘的教授

    当人们把健忘的、淹得半死的教授从湖里拉上来时，他气急败坏地说道：“我真健忘，我刚刚才想起我会游泳！”

2、Father's Motto

teacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Give others more and leave for yourself less.”

Jack: It' just my father's motto!

Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?

Jack: He is a boxer.

                    父亲的格言

老师：孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给予，少接受。”

杰克：那正是我父亲的格言！

老师：你父亲真是个品质高尚的人啊！他是干什么工作的？

杰克：它是个拳击手。

3、He Was Caught

“Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.”

“how come?”

“He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.”

                 他被抓住了

“波罗涅斯由于作弊被开除了”

“什么原因啊”

“在生理卫生考试中,他数自己的肋骨,结果被发现了.”