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A: How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?B: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
甲：你怎么知道胡萝卜对视力有好处？
乙：你看见过戴眼镜的兔子吗？
A new teacher started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, John stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, John?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
一位新来的老师一上课就对学生说: "觉得自己愚蠢的人，请站起来！"过了一会，约翰站了起来。老师问: "约翰，你觉得自己愚蠢吗？"约翰说，"不，夫人，我不想看到您一个人站着！"
Q: What is the difference between mother and wife?
A: One woman brings you into this world crying, and the other one ensures you continue crying.
问：妈妈和老婆的区别是什么？
答：一个女人把哭着的你带到这个世界，另一个让你一直哭。
A foolish man tells his wife to stop talking, but a wise man tells she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
愚蠢的人让他老婆闭嘴，聪明的人会说她嘴唇合起来时特别漂亮。 真的没见过戴眼镜的兔子:lol
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