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雪寒 发表于 2008-5-3 00:13

3段很帅的英语对话

No.1
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：hello?
老外：hi.
前台小姐：you have what thing?
老外:can you speak english?
前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what?
老外：can anybody else speak english?
前台小姐：you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.
老外：good heavens. anybody here can speak english?
前台小姐： shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.
老外：i want to speak to your head.
前台小姐：head not zai.you tomorrow come.
老外：T-T

雪寒 发表于 2008-5-3 00:14

No.2

小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

雪寒 发表于 2008-5-3 00:14

No.3

雇主: how much do you want a month? 你一个月想要多少钱？
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you .800块， 吃你的，住你的

admin 发表于 2008-5-3 00:18

第一段有以前有看过

蛋蛋的寂寞 发表于 2008-5-3 01:52

恩 支持一下下

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